I think global warming is an issue, but I still drive my Rav4. I hate animal cruelty, but I think I have a fur SOMETHING in my closet. I bitch about politics, but I still don’t think I voted last time around.

Yet somehow, this Paris Hilton 3 day county-funded vacation really pisses me off. SO, in my attempt to be proactive about something for once, I did some searching. Below, you will find the email addresses of the LA County Board of Supervisors. You will also recognize them as new members of the Hilton Family “Fruit of the Month Club.”

zev@bos.lacounty.gov; molina@bos.lacounty.gov; seconddistrict@bos.lacounty.gov; don@bos.lacounty.gov; fifthdistrict@lacbos.org

I have even taken the liberty of formatting it for you, complete with semi-colons - i know…dedication! Again, not looking for the death penalty, just think fair-is-fair and little Miss Simple Life should sit in jail and not by her pool. It was drunk driving. I don’t need to rant on the statistics of drunk driving fatalities - but if I see Paris on a MADD PSA - I might go bat-shit insane.

If this recent cold snap has gotten you feeling all cold, pasty, and not at all like a sexpot, maybe it’s time to install some new hardwear in that dorm of yours.

You heard me, this pole isn’t for Festivus, it’s for stripping. Now don’t look so shocked. It’s a fabulous for the old bod. Kate Moss, Pamela Anderson, and Teri Hatcher all swear by the pole dance and Carmen Electra has those hot strip aerobics workout DVDs you’ve surely seen in your local Blockbuster. Why shouldn’t you take up this sexy little hobby?

Pole dancing improves core strength, flexibility, muscle definition, not to mention amping your confidence. If you feel comfortable writhing on a pole, you won’t think anything of strutting into a frat. Granted installing a pole for gyrating could be a little awkward if you have a roommate, but if you have a single…well, you would be stupid not to do it. Read More »