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McDonald’s Loves to Make Us Fatter

burgerCollege kids definitely know what it’s like to have the munchies at 3 a.m., pass by a fast food place and feel the temptation. And as if a SuperSized soft drink wasn’t big enough to entice us, McDonald’s has recently introduced the Hugo.

42 ounces of completely unnecessary calories. 410 to be exact.

Didn’t this movie influence Micky D’s to get rid of the whole “excessive sizes thing” a few years back?

Guess the McPeeps decided that ginormous sizes were back in for good, cause the Hugo - whose name even sounds fattening, like, if Hugo was an actual person, he’d look something like this - is being sold at exclusive locations like the ones in St. Louis.

The kicker is, the Hugo is only 89 cents, so it’s been selling like crazy, thanks to the summer heat. AND you’ll soon be able to use the Hugo to wash down their new 1/3 POUND ANGUS BURGER.

American’s are getting fatter, people. Do we really need all this?

But, I guess it’s really up to the consumers out there who can choose what goes in their mouths. That’s the beauty of America - not only do we have at our disposal soda called “Hugos” and hamburgers that weigh as much as our chihuahuas, but we can either say, “No, I will NOT digest you today, fat and lard,” or “Um, Hugos and Angus? Yes please!” Read More »

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