Get Rid of The Roomie
Midterms are still weeks away, and
already you can’t stand your roommate.
Being forced to share such small
quarters as a dorm room with another
person can take its toll on one’s sanity.
Perhaps you got a random roommate,
and the two of you just never clicked, or
maybe you chose to room with a friend,
only to find that spending every waking
moment with her is a nightmare.
You want to do a housing swap, but
you’re settled into your room. Problem
is, so is she. The gauntlet has been
thrown; how do you make her move out?

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Supreme Court Rules in Favor of DC Thugs (and More)

DC Chief of Police, Mayor, and City Official React to Supreme Court's Decision on Thursday

DC Chief of Police, Mayor, and City Official React to Supreme Court’s Decision on Thursday

On Thursday the US Supreme Court struck down the D.C ban on handgun ownership as unconstitutional. It’s decision overruled 200+ years worth of lower court decisions that suggested that the intent of the amendment strictly concerned gun ownership in a citizens’ militia. The 1976 law prohibited handgun ownership and required that shotguns and rifles be kept unloaded and either disassembled or under a trigger lock.

The plaintiff in the case, Gillian St. Lawrence, a 29 year old residing in the posh neighborhood of Georgetown in Northwest DC, stated, “I’m thrilled… I’m finally going to be able to take the trigger lock off my shotgun and load it if I need to be able to defend myself in my own home”. It should be noted that the majority of murders occur on the opposite side of town—in the urban areas of Southeast and Northeast.

Last year there were 143 murders in DC and the thugs seem ready to beat that number this year. There have been 85 murders in DC so far this year. So let’s make it easier shall we? Hunting season is officially starting up once more in DC. Come one come all! (Your writer is a resident of DC). Read More »

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