It was tough, but I made it through the last two days of reality television to provide you, the reader, with some of the highlights of the best television from the weekend. It was difficult, but I swear that a six pack of Corona makes it really entertaining.

Ok, I’m lying I find it completely entertaining without drinking…maybe.

The Hills
The Hills has really impressed me this season. Somehow Lauren Conrad has wormed her way into America’s hearts and suddenly I find myself just rooting for the girl. Last night, though was really spectacular and I found myself wanting to jump through the TV and punch Spencer in the face.

Jason has returned from his little stint in rehab and reconnects with Lauren. We are all a little skeptical of his return but he seems sort of genuine in that Jason way that he wants to be friends with Lauren. She is hesitant as well but is doing the good ex-girlfriend thing and being there for him. They go to dinner and who do they see at the restaurant but Heidi and Spencer.

I have no doubt that MTV whispered sweet nothings about the restaurant in both of their ears, but still it was AMAZING to watch. Read More »

I would like to take this time to thank Mandie Erickson for making the fashion world seem so disgusting, so petty, and so bitchy, that I actually threw up a little in my own mouth.Before today, I had no idea who Mandie Erickson was.

But while scrounging the internet for that slow-mo kung-fu baby video, I stumbled upon a clip of her from a new reality show on Soap Net called The Fashionista Diaries.

The plot of this show isn’t important—some girls try to make it in the fashion and PR biz, it’s hard…blah, blah, blah—what’s important is that the world finds out about the bitchiest bitch that was ever bitchy, and does something about it.

Erickson is a partner/director at Seventh House, a PR firm that “represents celebrities and fashion mavens in New York City”. It’s her job to make people famous, and also apparently her job to talk in cigarette-burned voice, humiliate girls half her age, and generally pretend she’s better than anyone else around her. Read More »