Looks like Ms. Spears has taken her pap bf (with the narly chin hair) back. It’s so cute! They both love hats!

I’d like to see someone try this and come out unscathed.

The more men that look like Zach Braff, the better chance I have of falling in love.

If your man is suddenly eating lots of watermelon, it’s probably not because he thinks its tasty.

A faster way to eat fast food.

Because this comes as a shock to….nobody.

Alternative breakfast ideas (that aren’t 8 gillion calories)

Talk about sibling rivalry….

Oh, Onion, you’re always one step ahead of me…

Alternative Spring Break Devolves Into Real Spring BreakBILOXI, MS—What was intended to be a week devoted to charitable activities in a region still recovering from Hurricane Katrina quickly spiraled into a conventional, alcohol-fueled spring break this weekend, community sources reported.Housing construction and cleanup projects were marred by dozens of arrests for public intoxication and disorderly conduct, as well as widespread reports of public urination and indecent exposure.An alternative spring breaker from Michigan State University takes a semi-deserved break.”Alternative spring break rules!” said Michigan State University sophomore Nate Sherman…more…

*Sigh* Turns out my post about “using your Spring Break for good rather than evil” was all for naught.