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Welcome to holiday season! Sure,
you may not be able to shop, shop,
shop like you usually do this time of
year (thank you, Wall Street!), but
that doesn’t make it any less glorious!
There’s the music! And the movies!
And the general good mood of everyone
around you. We, like everyone else,
loooove this time of year…and we don’t
even celebrate Christmas!
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Um. T.I. lost his V-Card at 11?!
Obama and Palin bring sexy back.
Anne Hathaway looks mighty sexy in Vogue.
Madonna prefers the gym to sex.
Was Taylor Momsen in the hospital?
Gwen Stefani: fashion icon, but not when it comes to Halloween.
The best beauty bargains!
Paris for President: the music video.
Free tacos at Taco Bell? Sweet!
Aw, such sweet bromance…
Understand the economy with Chris Farley movies
At last, something to do with your ex’s testicles once you cut them off
Celeb camel toe AND mom jeans alert
Howard Stern ties the knot, Mr. Kelly Ripa officiates, celebrities now control the universe
Britney channels the other Madonna
Diddy is afraid of Palin
It’s official, Kate Moss has a golden vajayjay
The sham is almost over…
Dita Von Always Looks Awesome
St. Tyra declaws a catfight
Holly finally realized Hef is old
I watch a lot of really bad TV, but I can proudly admit that I have never watched a single episode of The Tyra Banks Show. That bitch is crazy; I had enough of her antics on ANTM. That being said, after hearing that Speidi would be making an appearance on Monday’s episode, I searched the interwebs high and low to find a clip of their interview.
The highlights are below. Having Heidi, Spencer and Tyra in one place should really cause the world to implode, no? That’s a whole lot of douche for one stage. I don’t even really know where to begin. Maybe with Heidi’s awful Heidiwood ensemble? Or the fact that she and Spencer have been denying for two years that they had anything to do with the tape, only to openly discuss it on national television? (Although, this is the Tyra show; it really doesn’t count.) Or when Spencer, so eloquently, discusses his distaste for watching Lauren’s alleged sex tape. Or, my favorite, when Heidi admits that she was in surgery (getting those boobs/lips/facelift) the day the rumor of the video hit the world. These two never seize to amaze me.
And I can’t wait to see what they do next.
Tyra Banks. Why does her name induce toe curling for me? It’s not just her giant forehead that gives me nightmares. Much more than her monster-like physique, her diva personality is the thing that really spooks me out (and makes me want to punch her).
Whenever America’s Next Top Model comes on the TV, my roomies and I know we’re doomed for the next few hours, but I can’t help it…(and my roomies agree)…her overbearing, dogmatic, hotter-than-thou attitude is relentless and so ruthless that it’s not at all admirable…instead, it’s just f*cking funny.
Where does this woman get off? Blah blah, she worked hard her whole life, blah blah, she knows what it “TAKES”, blah blah. Who out there hasn‘t worked hard their whole lives? What girl hasn‘t dealt with the trials and tribulations of making it in a man’s world? The way she talks, you’d think she’s the only one who’s ever had a life that wasn’t easy.
Tyra’s unwarranted words of “wisdom” that decorate her shows (and interviews) are dumbing down an entire generation; one wanna-be model at a time. And really, the only person I can think of who could knock some goddamn sense into Miss Arrogance is Miss More Arrogant: BEYONCE. Read More »
