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Candy Dish: Harry Potter’s weewee is wee

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Harry Potter like you’ve never seen him before!

Are overalls seriously coming back in style? I hope not.

Bad news for hornballs on Craigslist…

What’s in the stars for you this week???

How to heal those sexual battlewounds (you know what I’m talkin’ about)

Jayden James in the hospital!?!

Oprah’s retiring…but then what?

Fans killed at football game…come on guys!

Keith Olbermann doesn’t vote..hm

Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are done-zo….again

Candy Dish: Crazy Makeup and Bubbly Wine

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Just another reason to hate Keith Olberman and the rude ladies at The View.

We are so happy that Holly Madison isn’t hung up on Hef anymore.

Mod makeup has been popular since the 1960s and is back again.

Apparently, being a lesbian is way worse than being bi.

The Super Bowl is now going to wreck more women’s lives than usual.

Michelle and Barack Obama scoped out their new pad today.

Being green can be dangerous, especially for James Cromwell.

Watches, to wear or not to wear?

Oprah has taken over the world, well almost.

If only this worked to change water into wine too!

Candy Dish: Uniforms Are In, Along With ‘NSYNC

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Elizabeth Hasselbeck had to eat her McCain/Palin words.

 

Pretty soon, AT&T will own damn near everything, including your soul.

 

 

Military uniforms make great women’s fashion for the fall.

 

Ever thought Barack, Michelle, Sarah, and John would appear on TV together? Well, South Park got them together in a jewelry heist.

 

Boy bands are all the rage and ‘NSYNC’s Lance Bass wants in on the action.

 

Having lots of sex? You may need this.

 

California has disappointed most, especially Ellen.

 

Want to sing in the rain? This umbrella has you rockin’.

 

Sexy Scarlett Johansson to wed? Perhaps!

Elisabeth Hasselbeck to Peace Out of ‘The View’?

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According to Hollyscoop.com (and tons of other sites on the web today) Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the one reigning Republican on The View is getting wicked pissed that all the other loud-talking ladies on her show are always going after to her when it comes to politics.

It seems like Barbara Walters is even planning a “cool down meeting” to keep little Hasselbeck from jumping ship and heading over to Fox News.

I don’t really watch The View, but I can only imagine what it would be like to have Whoopie, Joy, that other lady, and Barbara Walters jumping down your throat every day. However, to be fair, whenever I turn the show on by accident, Hasselbeck is usually talking awfully loud about something that isn’t interesting.

John McCain Visits the Ladies of The View


John McCain’s time spent as a prisoner of war was nothing compared to today’s visit to The View. All that estrogen. All those liberals (plus one tiny Elizabeth Hasselback). All the questions!

It is kinda fun to watch, no matter which party you choose…or no matter how much you hate The Effing View.

Everyone can enjoy watching Whoopi Goldberg refer to the Republican Presidential nominee as J Mac, or watch Mr. McCain try to get a word in with all. these. women.

If you missed it (because you were in class/sleeping off that Ladies Night hangover), you can watch it here. Enjoy!

Michelle Obama: Fist Bumping All Over The Place


Michelle Obama was on The View this morning (I heard about her appearance from a friend. I can’t watch The View. Something about all of their voices colliding and creating the sound of the 9th circle of hell in my ears), and proving that she has a better sense of humor than McCain’s wife will ever have, she “fist bumps” all of the ladies to say hello.

Don’t tell Fox News about this though. She’ll be on terrorist watch before we know it.

Candy Dish: Amy Winehouse Redefines Roadkill

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Amy Winehouse: redefines “roadkill” one photo at a time

LINDSAY LOHAN: STOP WITH THE FREAKIN’ LEGGINGS!

This might be why an alarming amount of dudes watch “The Hills”–NSFW

…Which reminds me: Speidiwood does Mother’s Day!

Do you think many 5-year-olds will buy Beyonce’s Freakum Dress?

Neat-o: it’s a list of things younger than McCain

No, seriously–I’m READY for High School Musical 3!

BWE asks: how slutty do you have to be to be arrested at prom?

I never want to hear the ladies of “The View” make penis jokes. Ever. Again.

When It Comes to Sex (or Sausage), Keep It Simple

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• If sex toys are so taboo in Dubai couldn’t they have just brought the sausage? (Reuters)

• Note to Courtney Love: You use perfume so you don’t smell like booze and cigarettes. Thanks anyway! (azcentral.com)

• I know globes, NASA, science, and common f*cking sense can confuse a girl, but damn Sherri Shepherd is dumb. (You Tube)

• If you ask me, this guy should be flattered. (BBC News)

• Today was International Pirate Day! Get some last-minute inspiration from the wonderful guys at CoEd Magazine! (CoEd Magazine)

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