I don’t know, you guys. It’s not like I hate John Mayer. In fact, I actually really love him.

I mean, to be honest, Room for Squares was the soundtrack to my summer before college. And I may or may not have been lured into a dorm room and serenaded by a lame college freshman who knew Mayer’s entire catalog by heart.

John and I…it was shameless love.

Hell, I even went to see the guy live. Yes, I was 19 and thought going to see John Mayer drone on and on about undying love was a totally good time.

But over the years I’ve gone through some major changes and so has John. We’ve both grown. Except John’s done so awkwardly. So, so awkwardly.

I thought his John Mayer Trio disheveled look was akin to your little brother discovering jazz and completely adopting the look for a year while he “explored”. Awkward.

His stint with Jessica? Yeah sure, he did it because he could. Still awkward.

Don’t get me started on his comedy career (which I actually find funny, but I think Sarah Silverman is the funniest so….yeah, awkward.)

Need more proof? Fine. Check out this hideous gallery. Read More »

Lindsay Lohan may not be a role model in the traditional sense, but if there’s one thing that we can learn from our favorite recently rehabbed starlet it’s this: Confessing your undying love on MySpace never turns out well. Ever.

According to Star, Linds and her BFF DJ Samantha Ronson are in the midst of a sordid affair — complete with love confessions via blogs and comments and have been for quite awhile now.

Wow, the stars really ARE just like us!

Any of this sound famaliar?

The following were all sent by Ms. Lohan. Try not to judge. Read More »