Recappin\' The Hills...

So, I was gone for a few weeks and
missed out on a lot of Hills recapping.
I was so excited to get back into it…
until I actually watched tonight’s totally
sucky episode. Like most episodes of
The Hills, nothing really happened. In
fact, the entire show can be broken
down into two sentences:
Lauren and Audrina make up.
Spencer acts like a douche in
front of his Nana. Read More...

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The Heidi and Spencer Publicity Tour: Next Stop, Video Games

heidi_spencer_vegas_blog.jpgIt seems that nothing can stop Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s quest for fame. Of any sort. At all. Whatever they have to do. Just to be famous.

First they hired photographers to follow them to the beach to capture Heidi just laying out and having a normal day. Then they shot that low budget and horrific music video. And now it seems that the Platinum Pair are developing a video game.

Yes, you heard me right; a video game.

No one really knows what to expect, but Spencer told Us Weekly, “Let’s just say that everyone will be addicted.”

Obviously that means that we will be able to hurt/torture/pummel both Heidi and Spencer, because I can’t imagine any other sort of activity that would make me a Heidi/Spencer addict. I am imagining some sort of James Bond meets Grand Theft Auto situation. You know, with guns and violence.

Or maybe something like The Sims where you can run Heidi and Spencer’s lives. That could also be addicting; putting them in the bear cage at the zoo. With steaks strapped to their bodies. Or sending Heidi to an all-you-can-eat buffet and forcing her to consume carbs. And maybe, although this may be a little too much, getting Spencer a job!? Read More »

Awww! Lohan’s 21st Birthday Binge Is Cancelled!

lohan.gifLindsay Lohan has many things I do not have: a fancy car, personal make-up artist, famous friends, millions of dollars and a coke problem — just to name a few.

There’s one thing, though, that I had and she won’t: a 21st birthday bash!

Us Weekly reports that Lindsay (or her reps) have decided to cancel her much talked about birthday that was supposed to take place at PURE Nightclub in Vegas on July 2nd.

A spokesperson for the nightclub said, “We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time. Due to the unique circumstances, as of this afternoon Lindsay’s birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been cancelled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future.” Read More »

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