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Welcome to holiday season! Sure,
you may not be able to shop, shop,
shop like you usually do this time of
year (thank you, Wall Street!), but
that doesn’t make it any less glorious!
There’s the music! And the movies!
And the general good mood of everyone
around you. We, like everyone else,
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this time of year…and we don’t
even celebrate Christmas!
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Vladmir Putin Will Teach You Judo

Since it’s a holiday weekend, you don’t have to spend your Sunday catching up on homework. Why not use the extra time to do something for fun?  Bake some brownies, go for a run, or…learn judo!


Russian Prime Minister Vladmir Putin has released a DVD tutorial called “Let’s Learn Judo with Vladmir Putin.” And as you can see (and hear…if you speak Russian), Putin can definitely lay the smack-down.

No word on when the English translation will be available.

Danger: The Visable Spectrum is Rainbows!!

When I was five years old and saw a rainbow forming out of my lawn sprinkler one sunny summer day, I thought I was in the middle of a magic forcefield and a Unicorn was going to pop out at any minute and take me away to My Little Pony Land. I mean, a rainbow forming out of nowhere, and I was actually seeing it close up?!? Obviously, I had the ability to make special fantasy things happen.

Little did I know that what I was REALLY seeing was a secret government plan to poison us all. Really people, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?