See more funny videos at Funny or Die So tonight’s the big final debate at Hofstra University. Important, right? Really important. But…is anyone else Palin, McCain, and Obama-ed out? I almost can’t even type their names anymore. It taxes my brain and my spirit. So much talking…so much spin…please.let.it.END. Instead of writing a long article about who I think should be president and why, I’m going to post a hilarious video of Will Ferrell being George Bush and carrying around metal rakes. It’s a much more enjoyable way to digest politics right now.
Is Sarcasm Unfeminine???
Recently I came across this article entitled
“Sarcasm is Unfeminine”. I wondered if this is
really how men feel? Do guys find women who
are sarcastic unattractive?
Is sarcasm the unibrow of a woman’s
personality (hence the photo)?
Read Story.
“Sarcasm is Unfeminine”. I wondered if this is
really how men feel? Do guys find women who
are sarcastic unattractive?
Is sarcasm the unibrow of a woman’s
personality (hence the photo)?
Read Story.
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“I’ll Use This Weapon on that Devil Horse if I Have To”
Sarah Palin Winks At Joe Six Pack
Love her or hate her, Sarah Palin sure knows how to use a well executed wink. Either she’s found out just how much America loves a good old fashioned devilish gesture, or, like me, her eye twitches when she’s stressed out and/or scared. Too bad my eye twitch isn’t as cute.
Who Is Joe Six Pack, Anyway?
If you watched the VP debate last night you heard a lot about Sarah Palin’s BFF, Joe Six Pack. But who is he? What does he like? What does he do?
We don’t know Joe Six Pack personally (though we have hooked up with his cousin, Mark Quarter Barrel…who could not keep it up), but we imagine he’d be something like this:
Description:
5′11, brown hair, brown eyes, some sort of facial hair, big hands and a tattoo of some sort (possibly his kids’ initials) on his upper arm. No actual six pack to be seen behind the slight beer belly hanging over the top of his ill-fitting denim. Read More »
So, Who Won the VP Debate?
I am so. hungover. That debate drinking game totally killed me. I woke up this morning hugging a a 40 of PBR with red lipstick smeared all over my cheek…
And I have no idea who won that freaking thing.
Not, I’d like to add, because I was too drunk to see the end of the debate. No, no, no; I watched every last minute. I have no idea who won because neither candidate really threw any major punches.
Biden, presumably afraid to look like a villain, spoke only to the camera the whole time. And Palin just kept saying the same words and doing the same things over and over again: nucULAR, maverick, winking?!
So, I need to know what you think: who won last night’s VP debate?!
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OMFG: “Joe Six-Pack” Is Our New Favorite Catch Phrase
Whether she was talking about this nation’s plethora of hot guys, or everyone’s favorite group of drinks, at 9:10PM this evening, Sarah Palin inadvertently gave CC a new descriptive phrase to throw around the office at every possible moment.
We knew something good would come out of tonight’s debate.
Debate Discussion: Did McCain Diss Obama?
Did you watch the presidential debate last Friday night? We did (and we included some good friends, two bottles of wine, and double-stuff Oreos), and even though we tried very hard, a lot of what was said was hard to follow — especially since both McCain and Obama would not. stop. SMIRKING while their opponent was talking. Those “my opponent is ridiculous” smiles were plain ridiculous.
Practiced grins and political doublespeak notwithstanding, something that a lot of people were talking about this weekend was the issue of John McCain refusing to look at Barack during the entire debate. While Obama kept his gaze on the camera, on the moderator, and on John, McCain just couldn’t seem to bring himself to look Obama in the eye.
Some political analysts are saying McCain completely disrespected Obama, “dismissing” him multiple times as well as keeping his eyes anywhere but on the Senator’s face. What do you think? Did you watch the debate? (If not, catch it HERE) Did you notice this? How would you interpret McCain’s tactic?
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[photo from LATimes.com]
Counting Our Chickens…?
An Internet programmer (or…whoever) in the McCain camp seems to be pretty sure of a few things. The small ad appeared this morning, and while we’re too tired right now to make any snarky jokes, we will admit that nothing says I AM AWESOME like an American flag background.
