Speidi have guns. Lots and lots of guns. Weezer hearts REM and Gary Numan You really need to get to know Duffy Lucas (and yeah, he’s not on Facebook. We already looked) Make your car into a billboard, get FREE gas The horrors of eating alone Okay, who the f*ck gave Wilmer Valderrama a new TV show? Oh wait. Fox. Sex causes weight gain?!? Beckham’s two story ‘peen. Thank you GOD!
already you can’t stand your roommate.
Being forced to share such small
quarters as a dorm room with another
person can take its toll on one’s sanity.
Perhaps you got a random roommate,
and the two of you just never clicked, or
maybe you chose to room with a friend,
only to find that spending every waking
moment with her is a nightmare.
You want to do a housing swap, but
you’re settled into your room. Problem
is, so is she. The gauntlet has been
thrown; how do you make her move out?
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Wilmer Valderrama: Are You Fu*#ing Kidding Me?

Against my wishes, Wilmer Valderrama is still famous.
IMDB says he’s got 4 movies coming out, including a remake of CHIPs where he plays Ponch.
Plus, he’s got that show on MTV…that show that makes me want to vomit in my hand and then throw it at the TV; Yo Mamma. A program so lame, so boring, and so repetitive, it has to potential to push viewers into an immediate coma.
I didn’t always wish Valderrama would go away. Years ago, when he was just starting on That 70’s Show, I thought he was adorable. Hilarious, too. But everything changed when he started dating Lindsay. His attitude and ego soared (although maybe they had already been that way?), he oozed skeeze, and was talking trash about harmless little Mandy Moore.
Then he started to design $80 T-shirts, and then…Yo Mamma. Read More »




